Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.
Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.
How to serve Dragons is not a cookbook.
When surrendering I am to hand the sword over HILT first.
Polka is not appropriate marching music.
There is no Summon Bimbo spell.
Bring him back intact includes redundant organs.
When accepting a challenge for a duel, I must allow the other guy time to find a pistol.
My swashbuckling fop cannot take the flaw Dark Secret: Not Gay
I do not have weapon profiency in cat.
Dwarves do not count as burrowing animals.
Not allowed to give a 4 year old a sugar rush just to jack up the CR later.
Not allowed to try and make a dire version of any dog of the toy breeds.
I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding WW2.
I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.
There is no Halfling god of groin shots.
Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.
How to serve Dragons is not a cookbook.
When surrendering I am to hand the sword over HILT first.
Polka is not appropriate marching music.
There is no Summon Bimbo spell.
Bring him back intact includes redundant organs.
When accepting a challenge for a duel, I must allow the other guy time to find a pistol.
My swashbuckling fop cannot take the flaw Dark Secret: Not Gay
I do not have weapon profiency in cat.
Dwarves do not count as burrowing animals.
Not allowed to give a 4 year old a sugar rush just to jack up the CR later.
Not allowed to try and make a dire version of any dog of the toy breeds.
I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding WW2.
I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.
There is no Halfling god of groin shots.