Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.

Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.

How to serve Dragons is not a cookbook.

When surrendering I am to hand the sword over HILT first.

Polka is not appropriate marching music.

There is no Summon Bimbo spell.

Bring him back intact includes redundant organs.

When accepting a challenge for a duel, I must allow the other guy time to find a pistol.

My swashbuckling fop cannot take the flaw Dark Secret: Not Gay

I do not have weapon profiency in cat.

Dwarves do not count as burrowing animals.

Not allowed to give a 4 year old a sugar rush just to jack up the CR later.


Not allowed to try and make a dire version of any dog of the toy breeds.

I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding WW2.

I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.

There is no Halfling god of groin shots.