Девушка получилось чудо какая задумчивая и слегка укоризненная. Так и чудится, как, с интересом склоняя голову на плечо, вздыхает: "Ну что у вас здесь опять? Отойдите, сейчас я разберусь." В умилении я, в общем, нахожусь.
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Callen: Sam sees the glass as half full. I see it as half empty. That's why we make a good team. (rapidly) Kensi, on the other hand, drinks right out of the bottle; Nate wonders why it has to be a glass; and Eric usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ______________________________ ______________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ______________________________ _____________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ______________________________ ______________
читать дальшеATTORNEY: Now doctor, "isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ______________________________ ______
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ ______________________________ _____________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? ______________________________ ___________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes.. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ______________________________ ______________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ______________________________ ______________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ______________________________ ______________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about 20, medium height, and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. ______________________________ _______
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ______________________________ ___________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ______________________________ ___________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And, Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.. ______________________________ ______________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________ ________
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No . ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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Тот факт, что в одной из версий мифа о Каллисто и Зевсе Зевс соблазняет её, приняв обличье Артемиды, вызывает у меня приступы абсолютно глупого фангёрлингского хихиканья.
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Прекрасные эльфы тем временем принимают всё более и более отчётливые формы. Проблема только в том, что пишу-то я не про прекрасных эльфов... Главное, конечно, что пишу. А про кого конкретно - уже лирика. Но всё равно грустновато, хотя эльфы получаются прямо ахххъ. С идеологическими подпилами я наконец-то закончила, теперь можно придумывать подробности.
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Ненавижу невероятно ебанатскую идею о том, что мои сексуальные предпочтения как-то должны определять мой внешний вид, вкусы, стиль жизни и круг знакомых. Please to be stopping now k?
Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
Порадуйтесь за меня - я нашла себе прекрасную умную женщину, которая будет меня пинать в задницу насчёт моей эпической фентези (да, я пишу эпическую фентези! с пророчествами! и наследниками великих древних династий! разве что без Великой Чорной Империи (или Алой, это уж кому как повезёт :P) и Тёмного Властелина). Женщина, помимо всего прочего, native speaker и живёт в Питере. Юппи.