"She's sentimental..."
"She's what kind of mental?"

@темы: смешное, цитаты

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Kalaeri Empire - Clans

Да, эльфы фтв. Чем больше размышляю, тем больше нравится...

Kalaeri Empire is a confederation of ten clans, all of them with their territories and government and distinctive appearance. Marriages between members of different clans are extremely rare and only happen between nobles, so noblemen usually display more variety in looks.

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Larraeni
people: larrah; adjective: larrae
Appearance: larrah elves are shorter and lighter than average, with curly dark hair and dusky skin. Their eyes are usually brown or green, with very strong and defined colors. Occasionally an elf with fiery-red hair is born among the larrah; it usually indicates a sorcerous lineage.
Personality: larrah elves are often said to be hot-headed and stubborn, as well as painfully honorable. Many of them share an urge to travel, so many explorers hail from this clan.
Larraeni clan occupies the warmest territory in Kalaeri, and the most mountinous. The Larraeni princedom covers most of the Nariel mountain range and a small portion of flatlands approaching the mountains. It is a land of contrasts, with spires of mountain strongholds piercing the skies and idillyc valleys hiding between the treacherous peaks. The elves living here are the reflection of their land, changable and passionate. Nariel mountains are rich with precious stones and metals and the wild goats roaming the mountains shed the softest wool in Kalaeri. Larrah people are famous for their mastery of fire magic, speed and agility.

Allar
people: allari; adjective: allaren
Appearance: allari are usually tall and athletic, with dusky skin and bright eyes of every range of violet, grey and blue. Their hair is more often brown, but some elves are born with grey or even silvery hair.
Personality: allari are known for their determined and unyelding personality. The noble families of the Allari have far more autonomy than any other clan, but they also suffer the strictest punishment for treason.
Allaren lands are cold and harsh, with a lot of forests and wild rivers. The unforgiving environment made Allari tough warriors and the clan is known both for their swordsmen masters and well-organized military forces.

Elerin
people: elleri; adjective: ellar
Appearance: elleri are tall and slender, with thin figers and olive skin. Their hair is usually auburn or black and their eyes always have deep, dark color - usually black, dark violet or dark blue, but rarely brown. Occasionally an elf with yellow eyes is born - it is usually a sign of a sorcerous lineage.
Personality: elleri are changeable, fluid and expressive. They have milder and kinder personalities than most elves, which is sometimes is interpreted as cowardice and spinelessness.
Ellar lands are one of the most hospitable and fertile in Kalaeri, which probably reflected on their incredibly creative nature and made them more laid-back than other clans. Elerin is the clan known for maintaining vast quantities of slaves

Rakkaen
people: rakkei; adjective: rakkah
Appearance: Rakkei are of medium height and athletic, with fair skin and blonde hair. Their otherwise pale appearance is usually complimented by striking eye colors – often blue or green, but sometimes bright violet.
Personality: rakkei are steadfast, resilient and known for their calm determination that makes them virtually unstoppable. Virulent tongues call them dense but their reluctance to participate in verbal battles stems from their tendency to act instead of talk about it.
Rakkah lands are the coldest in the Empire. The clan’s settlements usually grow around hot springs and are bustling centers of activity in a cold and inhospitable wasteland. Rakkei are known for their advanced technology and mastery of water magic.

Selirenna
people: seliar ; adjective: selirre
Appearance: Seliar are taller and broader in complexion than most elves, with cream skin and brown or auburn hair. Their eyes are usually light, ranging from almost translucent grey to dark stormy blue.
Personality: Seliar are much like the rivers of their homelands: calm, fluid and impenetrable to an observer. Their soft manners may lull you into feeling safe and comfortable but seliar are one of the most cruel and unforgiving clans. Any offence to them is punished to full extent and tales of their wisdom are surpassed only by tales of how inventive they are when they exact vengeance.
Selirenna clan is known for their numerous scholars, mages and philosophers. Their lands border with human kingdoms and they are usually the ones that deal with foreigners and also serve as ambassadors to human lands.


Dilarien
people: dilari ; adjective: dilarren
Appearance: dilari are usually of medium height and very lean and graceful. Their hair is either pure black or pure white, occasionally with broad streaks of color corresponding to their planar lineage. They have blue, grey or black eyes and snow-white skin and their features are usually sharper than those of most elves.
Personality: dilari are known for their sharp and inquisitive minds and strong sense of honor. Their attitude is usually light and humorous and it is considered bad manners to show something takes a lot of effort from you.
Mild climate and central position made dilarren lands one of the safest places in Kalaeri, but this clan also has to do most political maneuvering because they are surrounded by much more militaristic clans. Dilarien are known for their scholars and craftsmen.

Joakkar
people: joai ; adjective: joaken
Appearance: joai elves are small and of medium built; their hair color is usually red or auburn and their eyes grey-blue, brown or green.
Personality: joai are amiable and serene. They are hard to anger and very reasonable which makes them good mediators and diplomats. There is another side to joai’s agreeable nature though – they have a reputation of the shrewdest clan in Kalaeri.
Joakkar is one of the center clans and the Empire’s largest city, Lirranel, is situated in the lands of joai. Joai are also adept sailors and boast the strongest fleet in the Empire.

Tanail
people: tanai ; adjective: tanaller
Appearance: Tanai are small and well-muscled, with olive skin and fluid motions. Their hair is usually auburn, brown or black and their eyes are green or brown, or occasionally grey-blue.
Personality: Elves of Tanail clans are known for their quick intelligence and somewhat warped humor. They are extremely driven and are often willing to go very far in their pursuits. They are also known as extremely generous hosts.
Tanaller lands are mostly covered with forests and tanai are extremely reluctant to cut them down. The ridiculous human tales of treetop cities are actually somewhat true in case of tanai – some of the trees in their lands are too old to even try to cut down, so some settlements are built around enormous trunks of ancient trees. Tanai are extremely inventive when it comes to combining magic and technology but they are also used to making do with just the bare necessities. They are incredibly skillful hunters because of their strong bond to nature.

Tarial
people: tari ; adjective: tariller
Appearance: tari are tall and athletic, with very pale skin and ash brown or grey hair. Their eyes are usually of clear blue or light grey color. Tariller elves are more likely to cut their hair than other clans and their clothing is usually not embroidered.
Personality: Elves of the Tarial clan are proud – some say too proud. They are hospitable and even friendly, but often behave with an air of superiority. Arrogance is not a native Tarial trait though. It is more fair to tell that they have very strong opinions and are set on standing their ground.
Tari elves are natural in two elements – in the air and on water. Their lands span across the coast of Lairaen Ocean and Faile mountains which make the climate in the tariller lands very varied. Tarial princedom is rich with metals – from steel to adamantine – and magical properties of the land make it ideal to breed lesser dragons.

Kaileratan
people: kaile; adjective: kailerre
Appearance: Kaile are tall and lean, with long arms and legs and perfect postures. Their hair is usually auburn or blond, ranging from darker colors to golden and silvery hues in especially fair-haired elves. Their eyes are usually green or brown and fair skin is fast to tan, taking on a golden color under the sun of kailerre plains.
Personality: Kailerre elves are free-spirited and proud. They generally keep their thoughts and feelings to themselves and are extremely slow to trust, but they are willing to share their knowledge with a respectful and honorable listeners. Kalie are extremely unfriendly to other races and advocate complete isolation, from humans especially.
Kailerre lands are remote but hospitable. The territory of the clan is mostly covered in vast plains and friendly forests and the soil is fertile. Life in Kaileretan princedom is not entirely peaceful though. Their lands are filled with wild magic which makes traveling unpredictable and sometimes deadly, and clear lakes are told to hold unseen horrors.

@темы: поводительное

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Недавно шла по городу и вдруг обнаружила, что ностальгирую. Уже не помню, с чего это - может, увидела какое-то знакомое место или почувствовала знакомый запах... Может, просто что-то в прохожих напомнило. В конце концов, сложно не вспоминать о человеке когда ты им жил практически два года... Или три? Четыре? Уже не помню. Но вдруг так вспомнилось и стало тихо-тихо грустно. Сколько было всего - для меня, по крайней мере. Сколько всего понято - о себе, о жизни... А сейчас это всё как выцветшая фотография. Красиво и эхо эмоций чувствуется, но так приглушенно что становится грустно. Никаких "и что теперь?" и "как я без тебя?" - просто грустно. Так жалеют о чём-то, с потерей чего уже смирились.

Будут деньги - куплю после нового года себе духи.

@темы: пафосное, грустное

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Урф!

Это прекрасно, да.

@темы: песенки

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Посмотрела на новую вокалистку Найтвиша... ага, я очень быстро до неё добралась... Про пение я говорить не буду... ибо, ммм, нечего особо говорить. Просто абсолютно не тот Найтвиш к которому привыкли... И слушать я их не буду в новой инкарнации - слишком голос... жидкий, скажем так. Неглубокий.

Но блин... Кто-нибудь этой девочке сказал, что она поёт в Nightwish а не в Spice Girls? Она просто абсолютно по-попсовому двигается...

@темы: ranting

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Я посмотрела Firefly. Мэл Рейнольдс - мой герой... И Джейн, конечно. И психопатка Ривер. Ривер прекрасна. И вообще.
Джосс Ведон, конечно, героее всех. Он таки пишет шикарные диалоги

Also? I can kill you with my brain

Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just...you know... shoot 'em.
Zoe: Shoot 'em?
Mal: Politely.

Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please?
Mal: I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse can stop Kaylee from being cheerful.

Zoe: I know something ain't right.
Wash: Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Zoe: That ain't fair.
Badger: Crime and politics, little girl. Situation is always...fluid.
Jayne: Only fluid I see here is the puddle of piss refusing to pay us our wage!

Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me the wickedness of my ways?
Book: I brought you some supper, but.… if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepared. Sin, and hellfire… one has lepers.

Simon: What happens if they board us?
Zoe: If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can...how do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?

Mal: I know they tell ya, you never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious.

Zoe: Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here!

Zoe: Planet's coming up a mite fast.
Wash: That's just 'cause- I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all.
[As the ship begins to shake, Mal calmly leaves.]
Mal: Well, that happens, let me know.

Harrow: I know him. And I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community."

Mal: So, she's added cussing and hurling about of things to her repertoire. She really is a prodigy.
Simon: It's just a bad day.
Mal: No, a bad day is when someone's yellin' spooks the cattle. Understand? You ever see cattle stampede when they got no place to run? It's kind of like a...a meat grinder. And it'll lose us half the herd.
Simon: She hasn't gone anywhere near the cattle.
Mal: No, but in case you hadn't noticed, her voice kinda carries. We're two miles above ground and they can probably hear her down there. Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed. (to River) Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't.
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.
Mal: (to Simon) See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

Zoe: Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a spare hankie in there."

Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

Simon: So finally...a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry.
Mal: Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Mal: Which one do you figured tracked us?
Zoe: The ugly one, sir.
Mal: Could you be more specific?

Mal: Looks can be deceiving.
Jayne: Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver.
Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe?
Zoe: Had a kind of poetry to it, sir.

Kaylee: Hey there, Inara! How was your checkup?
Inara: Same as last year. What's going on?
Kaylee: (cheerfully) Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds.

Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?
Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

Mal: Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots.

Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Book: Quite specific. It is, however,somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

River: Also? I can kill you with my brain.

Mal: Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself.

Inara: It sounds like the sort of thing this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well, but-
Nandi: If they got guns, and brains at all...
Inara: They have guns.

Kaylee: Everybody's got somebody... (wistfully) Wash, tell me I'm pretty...
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.
Kaylee: Thank you. That was very restorative.

Wash: Yeah well, if she doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn through, this landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define interesting.
Wash: Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?

Mal: Fear's nothin' to be ashamed of, doctor.
Simon: This isn't fear. This is anger.
Mal: Well. Kinda hard to tell one from t'other, face like yours.
Simon: Well I imagine if it were fear, my eyes would be wider.
Mal: Hmm. I'll keep a look out for that next time.

Mal: (ship shakes violently) Kaylee, what in the spincter o' hell you playing at?

Jayne: Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'.

Operative: Do you know what your sin is?
Mal: Aw hell. I'm a fan of all seven.

Mal: (pulling himself up after being shot) Shot me in the back! Haven't made you angry, have I?

Zoe: Cap'n'll come up with a plan.
Kaylee: Well, that's good. Right?
Zoe: Possible you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

Zoe: You sanguine about the kind of reception we're apt to receive on an Alliance ship, Cap'n?
Mal: Absolutely. [pauses] What's "sanguine" mean?
Zoe: "Sanguine". Hopeful. Plus, point of interest: it also means "bloody".
Mal: Well, that pretty much covers all the options, don't it?

Jayne: Well… I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'.
Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.

Early: Where'd she go?
Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship — don't look at me.

Mal: You know, you're not quite right.
River: [smiles] That's the popular theory.

@темы: смешное

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Штырит-штырит-штырит

штырит, да

There is no peace in heaven
There is no peace on earth
There is no love in heaven
There is no love on earth
There is no faith in heaven
There is no faith on earth
There is no hope in heaven
There is no hope on earth


So you go round and round
Another life another wound
From death to birth, from birth to death
No time to waste, no time to rest
So you go round and round
Another life, another wound
And when you finally touch the light
They send you back into the night


There are no friends in heaven,
There are no friends on earth
There are no saints in heaven,
There are no saints on earth
There are no ghosts in heaven,
There are no ghosts on earth
There are no gods in heaven,
There are no gods on earth


Reincarnation, the torture will not end
Reincarnation, our bloody fate...
Reincarnation, the torture will not end
Reincarnation, our bloody fate...

Очень хорошо попадает в междумирье... Они, дайри, ТНС и прочие альтернативщики...

@темы: свинорыбство, песенки, поводительное

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Я - ёбаный психотерапевт. И ещё bloody inspiration.

@темы: my brave malenky self, смешное

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Сартр - мудак (

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Fighting the green

Меня вштырило



And again and again
I feel this shooting pain
And again
Hide myself behind a wall of disdain
Reach for a saving hand...
And again
At the slightest touch
In vain
And again and again
In vain

@темы: песенки, мозг

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Сегодня в первый раз в жизни прослушала речь на тему "ты должна быть гетеросексуальной, потому что этого хочет бог" по отношению лично к себе. Что странно, почти никаких эмоций кроме досады и лёгкого отвращения не испытала

@темы: my brave malenky self, размышлятельное

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Вчера в нашем тёмном университетском дворике ебанулась об наши университетские строительные материалы и... ебанулась, в общем. На одной коленке длинная кровавая царапина, на локти не опереться, печатаю это одной правой рукой, потому что левая болит и вседела. А вы говорите, учёба не опасна для здоровья.

@темы: my brave malenky self, просто жизнь

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Близится зачётная неделя, так что фотки просто приходится обрабатывать... Убеждаюсь в том, что с цветом пока работать не умею - гораздо легче всё перевести в сепию... Но определённо мэйкинг прогресс... Хоть какой

Почти ещё лето, в первый раз в жизни обрезала кадр до квадрата...

То же, те же, переведено в сепию в основном из-за несусветной желтизны зубов парня

А вот здесь чёрт его знает, работает ли квадрат... Я вот обрезала, теперь мучаюсь

В проект по портретам снимок не войдёт - уже жанр... А жанр у нас в следующей семестре, и хз запишусь ли я на него

Уже было, но это версия слегка подкорректированная

И это тоже неново. Сделала лицо в фокусе. Woo-hoo!

Максимум цвета, который я готова выдерживать...

@темы: my brave malenky self, картинки

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Очаровательно

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo... He gives me head O.o

@темы: нашу песню не задушишь не убьёшь, смешное

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Опять жена

Глядишь, к будущему году откопаю все фотки...

@темы: картинки, красивое

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мой новый телефон -

телефон

89217843291

@темы: нашу песню не задушишь не убьёшь

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А кто по-хранцузски умеет?

Переведите мне песенку, а?

@темы: песенки

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A very minor demon

Ещё этого же автора, святые курицы, счастливые Ктулхи и летающие пенисы - сюда

@темы: картинки

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Хэппи бёздэй ту ми

Неожиданно как-то и совсем не празднично...

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21.11.2008 в 19:05

Пишет  енот питирима сорокина:

21.11.2008 в 11:18

Пишет  туше:

20.11.2008 в 23:06

Пишет  Раевский:

Как ниже писали - идея marsi и Мурано. Призываю всех остальных к творчеству

+3

ним открыл фотошоп и решил заработать себе на пару десятков лет строгого режима %)

еще +3

@музыка: I'm the king of dunces...

@темы: смешное, мозг