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16:06 

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
Lovecraft is one part inexorable and uncaring forces, one part xenophobia, one part dementophobia, and one part just really, really having a problem with seafood.

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12:24 

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
Don't nod and smile unless you're happy and agree.

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21:21 

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
I'm not crossdressing and I'm not putting pills up my ass.

***
- Why should I believe any of this?
- Because I think I like you.
- Not 'love'?
- This is a cheesy enough moment, don't push it.

Чак Паланик неиронично прекрасен

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19:36 

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
Take another step, human, and it will be your last. My friends are dead and my life is in tatters because of you and your kid. I have nothing to lose, but you still possess your other eye...

@темы: silence is golden. duct tape is silver., цитаты

09:46 

The story of my life

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
She's pretty and I like her but she's too well

@темы: смешное, цитаты

19:18 

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
Benjamin Villein: I am assured that fraternisation with devils is frowned upon. And yet the youth of our city attends balls at the Brass Embassy. Balls!

Janna Balthaser:
Scuttlebutt has it that the Brass Embassy has the biggest balls of them all.

Patrick Harris:
Big brass ones, in fact.



Ненавижу людей некоторое время.

@темы: смешное, цитаты

00:43 

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
The truth hurts. That's why I try to avoid it entirely.

@темы: смешное, цитаты

22:07 

Интернет принёс

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
Самурай без меча то же, что и самурай с мечом... Только без меча...

дома, уставшая и мизантропичная

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@темы: rectally incompatible, цитаты

17:46 

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
# A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

@темы: смешное, цитаты

02:51 

Arrested Development доставляет

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
That's what you do when life gives you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.

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02:59 

Ещё из прекрасной женщины

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
I'm not the reason you're not David Bowie

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07:05 

(с) LJ

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
"Your badassery is such that I am glad you are one of the good guys, for having to face your badassery would cause me to require a change of pants."
"The badasses who wrote the book on How To Be Badass weren't as badass as you."
"Your badassery has saved my assery multiple times now; I seriously owe you one."
"That was some bad-ass badassery there, partner."

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15:58 

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
Is it still necrophilia if I'm conscious?

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09:30 

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
I have the two qualities you require to see absolute truth: I'm brilliant and unloved

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07:46 

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
Monologue, mono from the Greek meaning ONE and logue from the Greek meaning "doesn't shut up".

@темы: смешное, цитаты

03:27 

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
"She's sentimental..."
"She's what kind of mental?"

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04:39 

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
That's the crack-team that foils my every plan? I'm deeply shamed.

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14:56 

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
That's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.

@темы: объявления, цитаты

18:24 

Poe's Law

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing

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08:52 

Цитаты

Born perfect, born different, born better than your best
I'm not a slave. I'm freedom challenged

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Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual

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